FOR PITS SAKE!

Why is it that despite huge billion dollar signs and adverts everywhere, this foul smell persists on invading and polluting my air? People, of all ages regardless of sex, race, or social make-up - rudely lifting their arms in the air just for the heck of it, emanating and disseminating their stinky-smelly-nauseating-pungent-disgusting-sewage-smelling pits!

Imagine rows and rows of armpits just oozing out offensive eyes watering-funky-acidic-toxic-poo poo smelling fumes that just keeps getting worst and worst! So much so that by the time you arrive home, the smell has taken over your entire being! It's like a bloody virus.

What I don't understand is – WHY? OH WHY DO THESE PEOPLE (WITH FOUL SMELLING PITS) JUST LOVE TO LET EVERYONE KNOW THAT THEIR PITS SMELL LIKE DEAD ROTTING FISH!? It's like they're so freaking proud of their YUCKY smell that they wanna spread it around!

Wanna know what's worst? Cheap perfume + smelly pits! PEEEEUUUUUUU!!! Don't you guys get it? It doesn't make the smell go away - it makes it STANKIER! Makes me wanna just scream out loud, “KEEP YOUR FREAKING PITS AND DISGUSTING ODOR TO YOURSELVES! COZ YOU STINK!!”

Don't you people shower? Know not of personal hygiene?? Shame perhaps???
Please people; I have one word for you, DEODORANT!
If not, Put your arms down and let the rest of us breathe!!