UP UP & AWAY!

Have you ever looked around you when stuck in traffic jams or at the traffic light? I have, and without fail often seen so many people - with their index finger almost all the way up their nostrils - mining for golden boogers! So engrossed with their search that they don't even bother about the fact that there may be people looking!! Some even looked like they were actually checking out the size of their find before going in for more!!!

This is not limited to people in their cars solely but I've also seen this finger up noses in public places. The worst thing is that after they're done with fingering the insides of their nostrils, they always leave traces of their find by wiping their hands on whatever surface that is closest to that particular finger.

I've even witnessed this happening once at a restaurant – where a waiter (after probing around the inside of his nose which looked like he was searching for something he had lost up there!) - casually wipes it onto the spoon at the table that he was setting.
Makes you wonder doesn't it? Where have the fingers serving you been? Or better yet, up where? Booger flavored cutleries, your drinking glass, or maybe even your plate - adding to your dish that extra salty taste.

A friend of mine told me once that he was forced to shake a Booger coated hand (He saw the dude picking his nose before he was introduced to him by a colleague). I asked him, “..so did you? Shake his hand?” He told me he reluctantly did and was uncomfortable (not listening to a word the dude and his colleague was saying to him) the entire time, waiting for the right time to excuse himself to go wash his hands!!

HELLOOOO! Haven’t anyone heard of Kleenex? Please pick your nose (WITH a Kleenex) in the bathroom THEN wash your hands! JEEZ it's like we're still living under rocks and in caves the way you guys are acting, seriously! Have a little decency if not dignity or at least some shame people..REALLY! 

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